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OMG! Jag är fortfarande trött. Vet inte varför jag är vaken såhär tidigt. Jag är en jäkla mupp. Wellwell. Är ju i helsingborg nu.. Jag vet inte riktigt vad jag ska göra idag.. Har ju bestämt träff med Linda, och jag vill gärna träffa henne också då det var fjortonhundra år sen.. Men sen så vill jag med till Helsingör med grabbsen också.... Samtidigt som jag vill gå på bio och se Pirates of the Caribbean 3 med syrran, kusin och magnus eller? *hmm* Vet inte riktigt vilka som ska med. Och sen, sist men inte minst vill jag ju spendera lite tid med mammii och pappii.. eftersom det är mors dag imorgon och vi åker ju tidigt. :( Vad ska man ta sig till? Splittra sig själv i fyra delar kanske? ^-^; Ahja. Nämen fixa något fint till mamma idag :D Baka minimuffins kanske? haha.. Eller laga mat? Hmm... Om bara syrran kan förmå sig att gå upp snart så att vi kan åka och handla! Hrmf..

Jag hatar att köra i mörker, tillsammans med dimma. CREEPY!

Jag älskar att cykla. Det är hundra gånger bättre än att behöva promenera. Det är skönt det också, men om man ska en längre sträcka som inte innefattar för många uppochned förs backar så är det såå jäkla nice. Finns det något bättre egentligen? Det går så många gånger snabbare än att gå! och man motionerar ändå samtidigt fastän man får sitta ner. helnice. samt miljövänlig etc etc. Me like yeah.

Jag är trött.

****** Decicated to all the smart women who need a laugh and to men who thinks he could handle it.
Marriage (Part I )

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give
me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...
whether you're here or not."



Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife --
Cold As Ever'!"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband --
Stiff At Last'!"



Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at
the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the
irritated husband says, "What took you so long to
answer to the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"



Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his
achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts
calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it
is time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shout at the top of his voice,
"Shall we go home Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion,
shouts right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."



A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would
need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me
at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't
wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.